HAHA Teacher: Give me a good example of COINCIDENCE. Son: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
Student: My father and mother happened to get married on the same day.
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After God created earth, he relaxed. After God created man, they relaxed. But after God created woman, no one has ever had a chance to relax.
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The doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her clothes and then send then send the bill to the husband.
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Daddy: I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it.
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